What's The Time?

Everyone hears this question far too often. You'd think with the vast number of watch companies with styles to match every person and their budget that this question should have died off. I'll admit I haven't worn a watch since around 2004, and before 2001 I barely ever wore one. For a while my mentality was "I have a cell phone that I always have with me, why would I need a watch?". Well, the answer is, to look like a grown up and not a fucking 14 year old. Fortunately for me I got a watch as a christmas present and I can now check my wrist like a normal person and I'll never have to ask what the time is.

I like that it's simple, easy to read, not gigantic and most importantly, it's black. Thanks Mom and Dad!

Fuck you Japan

This isn't comedy. Why the fuck does there exist a zoo that would take defenseless animals and scare the living shit out of them for fun. Humans are far more evil and dangerous than any animal that ever lived. This just makes me sick.